Hilary Duff's Father got arrested yesterday

Hilary Duff's father, Robert Duff was arrest and taken to jail for contempt of court yesterday.

A Harris County Police deputy tells ET that Duff's bond is at $368,000 and no court date has been set. He will reportedly spend 10 days in jail.

The Houston Chronicle reports that Duff is being held in contempt of court for allegedly violating an injunction by selling assets without court approval.

I didn't even know Hilary Duff was famous still... isn't she like 37 in Disney years?

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Author: christin Posted: 8/28/2008
Tags: arrested  HiIlary Duff  

Herve Leger needs to design other dresses

Seriously, that Herve Leger spandx-like dress isn't even a nice looking outfit. You have to way about 90lbs without a trace of cottage cheese to pull off this tight ass dress. I don't even know who the first chick is.. Kiely Williams? Jenny McCarthy should be burning her dress now that Heidi Montag owns one, you know, just in case the "annoying" rubs off.

I hate Heidi Montag. I beleive this rant is all because of my hatred towards her. Heidi's so called "music" should be played to inmates on Death Row, two seconds into a song, they'll be gnawing on their wrists for a quicker death.

Don't believe me?... here's her new video for song "Overdosin". Not Overdosed, Overdosin.

"Overdosin" on stupidity

Author: christin Posted: 8/28/2008
Tags: Heidi Montag  Jenny McCarthy  Kiely Williams  Music Videos  

Matthew McConaughey's Dad died effing his Mom

No, you didn't read the title header wrong. Kay McConaughey, Matthew McConaughey's dear mother, revealed that her husband Jim McConaughey died while they were bumping uglies as they would do every Monday morning. That was their way of saying "goodbye", by f*cking to death. 

Kay McConaughey revealed the news in her new memoir "I Amaze Myself". During an interview with US Weekly, she told them some of the book's details, such as the death of her husband Jim.

"On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love," Kay McConaughey tells Us Weekly. "But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn't hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!"

When doctors could not revive Jim, Kay made sure that he was carried out naked. "I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift," she said.

Could you image a cold llifeless old mans limp body suffocating you while his dead hard-on was still inside you? Oh man, I'm gonna puke out my breakfast burrito. Some memories should be kept a memory.

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Author: christin Posted: 8/28/2008
Tags: dead  Kay McConaughey  Matthew McConaughey  

DMX just screwed himself over, so gangsta

DMX is so damn gangsta! Even during his hearing on Tuesday he cursed out a Miami-Dade Judge for denying bond. Wait, DMX isn't gangsta, he's retarded. nevermind.

DMX mumbled: "I ain't goin back to no fuckin' jail"

Judge Lawrence Schwartz responded, “Oh that just ingratiated you to me. I’ve never heard the “f’ word before so it’s okay,”

His lawyer just stood there laughing... more not giggling.

DMX shouldn't go back to jail, he needs to go to DayCare for mentally challenged adults because he's a flippin' idiot.

 

"I ain't going back to no F'n Jail"....yes, yes you are.

Author: christin Posted: 8/28/2008
Tags: DMX  

Meet Isis, she's a he

This young lady above is Isis, a transgender contestant for the next season of America's Next Top Model. She has a penis.

Hello penis, I mean... well, yea penis.

Author: christin Posted: 8/27/2008
Tags: Americas Next Top Model  Funny videos  

No VMA's for Britney

Britney Spears will not perform at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards. Her manager Larry Rudolph confirms she won't set foot on that stage, us people around the globe are extremely thankful we are now able to hold back our vomit for perhaps if Heidi Montag sings or many others who suck.

Larry released a statement saying: "Contrary to media reports, Britney was
never slated to perform at this year’s VMAs. She's in the middle of
recording her next album, which is going amazingly well, and her focus
remains on the studio."

Brit appeared in TV adverts with the show’s host Russell Brand and an elephant to promote the event just to catch peoples eye and I guess it worked. After her flop last year, hopefully it's a learning experience for Britney and MTV. I probably still won't watch it though, my time is way too prescious. Why watch TV when you can stick forks in the toaster or microwave random house hold objects? Come on, you know you want to microwave a CD.... looks so cool!

 

Author: christin Posted: 8/27/2008
Tags: Britney Spears  MTV Music Awards  

Meth Heads planned to assassinate Obama, they failed

Those two nazi meth heads were stopped by a cop for "driving erratically" and what was found was equipment to wipe out Barack Obama in Denver two days ago.... and shit load of meth.

When police pulled over Tharin Gartrell for driving his rental truck erratically, they found two high-powered, scoped rifles in the car along with camouflage clothing, walkie-talkies, wigs, a bulletproof vest, a spotting scope, licenses in the names of other people and 44 grams of methamphetamine." Police alerted the FBI, and Gartrell and three other people, one of whom is thought to have ties to a white supremacist organization, have been arrested.

One of them told police that they planned to kill Obama during his acceptance speech Thursday.

Good thing they are meth heads...it would of been a sad day for America if they had succeeded in their bogus mission to assassinate our next president. It would of brought tears to my cold heart.

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Author: christin Posted: 8/27/2008
Tags: Barak Obama  Polotics  

Wondering what Steve Guttenberg is up too?

Face it, Steve Guttenberg's career is pretty much withered up and dead, kinda like Madonna's womb. So what else is there to do with your famous face? If you were thinking "Make funny videos on the internet?" Then BLAMMO you're right! That's exactly what Steve Guttenberg is up too these days.... making us laugh at his own washed up fame. Thanks Steve!

Mmm Home for The Hollandaise sauce....

See more Steve_Guttenberg videos at Funny or Die

Author: christin Posted: 8/27/2008
Tags: Funny videos  Steve Guttenberg  

Amy Winehouse druggie check

Yup, Amy Winehouse is still a drug addict and new footage of her snorting coke at a London pub has been leaked. By leaked, I mean video taped and on every tabloid gossip rag on the internet.

Amy has booked into the clinic just a short drive from the jail where hubby Blake Fielder Civil is being held.

Now Blake’s mother Georgette Civil wants Amy locked up like her recovering drug addict son son.

And last night Georgette told the News of the World: “Prison will do Amy far more good than Rehab.”

Amy was filmed at The Monarch pub in Camden last month while standing in front of a Union Jack flag.

Desperate for a fix, the singer is seen snorting the cocaine off a CD case in full view of partygoers.

No surprise here folks....but if you're interested, watch the video here.

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Author: christin Posted: 8/26/2008
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Alessandra Ambrosio birthed a baby girl

Victoria Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth to a baby girl Sunday in Brazil. Her name is Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur.

"To all of our family and friends, we are pleased to announce that our little princess Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur was born on Sunday Aug 24 at 7:32 p.m.," Ambrosio says in a statement. "She is 6.3 lbs. and absolutely perfect."

The supermodel, 27, and her boyfriend, California businessman Jamie Mazur, have been dating since 2005. This is their first child. 

"She hasn't cried once except for a second when they pulled her out," says Ambrosio. Just wait, it's not the birthing process that makes you cry, it's lack of sleep. You don't realize how crazy your mind and body become when you don't get sufficient sleep. Zombieism. I too was once was a zombie when my monster tore our of my vagina.

Zombieism: The Undead Killer

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Author: christin Posted: 8/26/2008
Tags: Alessandra Ambrosio  birth  Funny videos